With the rapid expansion around the spunk shop
we had to make some mofo upgrades on the server,
This led the necessity to rename the new 2tb server (now “Angee”
in honor of my founding Spunk partner Angee Hagen.)
and rename the printers.

We finally abandoned the printer naming protocol of dead rap stars.
We were running low on the body count surpassingly.
“Biggie, Tupac, Left Eye, Tupac resurrected.”
All the good ones we had used. Also We thought
i might be bad karma to continue.

We have instead choses a new naming protocol for the printers.

Frank Zappa’s kids names.

The printer names for the shop are now

“Moon Unit”
“Dweezil”
“Diva Muffin”

A new era has dawned.

jj

i think george clooney should
teach “man classes” around the country

he could tell teen age boys not to get married until
well into their 40′s – maintain lifelong friendships
with other men – how to hang out with brad pitt,
basketball pointers – sort of a real life boy scouts
meeting, except with cocktails and stories about
movies sets and historically progressive american
political milestones. Who can we contact to
get this ball rolling?

One can plot his or her life direction based on the following question.

“To whom are you attracted from the film ‘The Breakfast Club’”

-First proposed: Jeff Johnson 06.10.08